Please Call Gabe Saporta
Meghan trainor is cute as hell and good 4 America
Tell me something.
When was the last time you opened up your browser and saw a beautiful image of a body shape that looked just like yours?
When was the last time you saw an image of skin markings that looked just like yours?
When was the last time you saw an image of breasts that looked just like yours? An ass that looked just like yours? Scars that looked just like yours? A belly that looked just like yours?
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petition to make ‘an extra hour in the ball pit’ a white card in cards against humanity
Muggleborns gifting their pureblood friends crocs as a joke, and telling them it’s “the highest quality of shoes muggles can make”. Purebloods wearing crocs when they go out into the muggle world, smugly thinking that people are staring because they admire the style and fashion. Lily Evans doing this to James Potter. Harry and Hermione doing this to Ron.
what if pop artists started naming their works like classical music omg
“Minaj: Symphonic Poem in D-flat Major, Op. 32 - I. Allegro: “Stupid Hoe”“
Kanye West would win in Mario Kart and make you watch the whole trophy celebration
I ALWAYS MIX UP THE WORD FOR MAP AND THE WORD FOR POTATO IN GERMAN WHAT HWT FUC KJD
Fall out boy significantly improved and ruined my life at the same time